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That awkward moment when someone says "Hello!" and you say "Good thanks!"
That awkward moment when someone edits a photo of you with them and posts it on Facebook, and they have adjusted the tint, so they end up looking beautiful and tanned, and you look like you have a spray tan gone wrong.
That awkward moment when you're taking off your jumper and your T-shirt comes off too.
That awkward moment when you have to try on the new work uniform at work for sizing and you're wearing your oldest underwear, and a super pad because it's day one of your period.
That awkward moment when you feel like you have to tell your friend she looks fine but she really does look terrible so you are embarrassed for her.
That awkward moment when you wake up with a big fright wondering what that noise was, and then you breathe, and you realise it was your own fart.
That awkward moment when you realise you are double booked and you're worried about how one of your friends are going to react when you cancel on them.
That awkward moment when you know you should say something but nothing comes out of your mouth.
That awkward moment when you told friends you were going to have an early night, but you were up late browsing the web on your phone, and you accidentally hit the Facebook icon, so they saw you were online and sent you a message, and you're not sure if you should reply, or just pretend to be asleep.
That awkward moment when you realise you were wrong, but you decide not to say sorry.
That awkward moment when realise you are lecturing your friend about something you do yourself.
That awkward moment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same direction.
That awkward moment when you don't know whether you should tell someone they have food wedged between their teeth.
That awkward moment when you accidentally import your Facebook friends on your fake Instagram account.
That awkward moment when you realise you just liked the photo of a person you were stalking on Facebook.
That awkward moment when you post something really inappropriate on your Facebook timeline thinking you were logged into your fake Facebook account, but you were in your real one.
That awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone but they don't walk through it.
That awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone too soon, so you have to stand there waiting and holding the door open for 10 seconds, looking like a doorman.
That awkward moment when you're trying to explain how a song goes but you don't want to sing it, so you just whisper a few words of the chorus.
That awkward moment when you realise a coin you're about to hand the shop assistant is from a foreign country, and you're not sure if you should say anything or just hand it over, because it looks the right size, and if she doesn't accept it you have no idea what you could do with it.
That awkward moment when you notice someones zipper is down but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low.

That awkward moment when you accidentally call your boss "Love".
That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook.
That awkward moment when a very nice lady is helping you and you say "Thankyou Sir".
That awkward moment when you accidentally call your teacher "Grandma".
That awkward moment when you forget the password you've used every day for the past year.
That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you weren't even in a relationship with.
That awkward moment when you get a "Missing you!" text from someone whose number is not in your phone so you have no idea who it is or how to respond.
That awkward moment when your crush tells you you're acting like a stalker.
That awkward moment when your friends tell your parents every detail about your big night out.
That awkward moment when you don't know if you should hug someone or not.
That awkward when you kiss someone goodbye when they only wanted a hug.
That awkward moment when you walk straight into a closed glass door.
That awkward moment when you pull the push door even though it's clearly signed.
That awkward moment when someone asks you how far along you are, and you are not pregnant.
That awkward moment when someone asks when your baby is due and you had your baby two years ago.
That awkward moment when you pressed the wrong emoji button and now everyone thinks you're being sarcastic.
That awkward moment when you don't know how to respond to a message so you just send 'k'.
That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse to not hang out with someone because you just want to stay at home and do nothing.
That awkward moment when you run into the person you had cancelled plans with.
That awkward moment when everyone glares at you because you forgot to put your phone on silent during a meeting (Or on the plane, or in the Cinema!).
That awkward moment when you don't know which way to turn the mixer tap for cold water.
That awkward moment when you get stuck in the public toilet because you can't work the lock.
That awkward moment when you're trying to do a wee and hold the toilet door open at the same time because the lock is broken.
That awkward moment when you're in a public toilet and you realise there is no toilet paper, So you decide to use your hand to wipe.
That awkward moment when you arrive at the party and see someone else wearing the same dress and they have a better figure than you.
That awkward moment when you're singing "Happy Birthday!" but you don't know the name of the person so you just mumble the name part.
That awkward moment when you're talking to someone but you can't remember their name, so you just totally avoid introducing them to the person you're with.
That awkward moment when you go to the restroom with intentions of discreetly passing wind and the restroom is full of people.

That awkward moment when you try to sneak a photo of someone but the auto flash goes off.
That Awkward moment when you have a boyfriend, and a really sweet guy gives you flowers.
That awkward moment when you realise you've kept talking after the call dropped out.
That awkward moment when the guys from your office see you out partying and realise you're a wild party girl!
That awkward moment when unexpected visitors arrive at 11am and you're still in your nightie and haven't brushed your teeth or hair, or put on deodorant. And you're sporting a massive pimple on the end of your nose.
That awkward moment when you see someone that looks like someone you know, and you scream their name, and it's not them, so you just pretend that it was someone behind them.
That awkward moment when it's a quiet room and you're eating something crunchy, so you try chewing in slow motion.
That awkward moment when you pick your nose thinking no one is aroun, then you realise the cctv camera is looking right at you.
That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone is a boy or a girl.
That awkward moment when you pick up the remote control to answer the phone.
That awkward moment when you've slept through your alarm clock and need to make up some kind serious of excuse for it.
That awkward moment when you start to cross your legs during a phone call because you're busting to go to the loo, but the other person just keeps on talking...
That awkward moment when you are trying to go to the toilet secretly whilst talking on the phone.
That awkward moment when she looks at you and smiles. And then her boyfriend glares at you.
That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to "single" and your ex 'Likes' it.
That awkward moment when you type your ex's name into your Facebook status instead of the 'Search' bar.
That awkward moment when your Facebook friend tags a photo of you from the 80's.
That awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone who's licking the sauce off their pluto pup.
That awkward moment when you've accidentally sent a text to the friend you were gossiping about.
That awkward moment when you say "I love you" and he says "Okay".
That awkward moment when you have a High School Musical song stuck in your head.
That awkward moment when someone you don't fancy asks you out on a date somewhere you would love to go.
That awkward moment when you accidentally address your sister by your dogs name.
That awkward moment when you are introducing someone and get their name wrong.
That awkward moment when you unexpectedly find yourself in the same room as your ex.
That awkward moment when you're in a class where you don't speak to anyone, and your teacher says go and find a partner.
That awkward moment when someone mistakes you for the shop assistant.
That awkward moment when you step out of the shower and then realise there is no towel.
That awkward moment when you are gossiping about someone and they walk up behind you.
That awkward moment when you forgot to end the call on your mobile phone, now your crush knows what you're saying to your friends about him!

That awkward moment when you push on the toilet door thinking no one was inside.
That awkward moment when a man walks into the ladies toilets.
That awkward moment when it's your turn to speak, and your face goes red and you have know idea what you were going to say.
That awkward moment when you have to introduce your work mates but you can't remember their names.
That awkward moment when your boss was standing behind you while you were texting your lover.
That awkward moment when your friends stand you up on a Saturday night, so you ponder whether you're brave enough to go out on your own. Then you realise you are not.
That awkward moment when you're left alone with someone you only just met.
That awkward moment when you realise you left the rest room with your dress tucked into your undies.
That awkward moment when your kid tells their teacher that you let her have a bag of lollies for breakfast.
That awkward moment when you accidentally tell an animal lover that you think all animals are stinky creatures.
That awkward moment when you accidentally fart doing sit-ups at the Gym.
That awkward moment when you see someone coming your way after you've just farted.
That awkward moment when your girlfriend asks you if you love her more than your car.
That awkward moment when you bend down and your pants rip and you're wearing floral underwear.
That awkward moment when you get caught in the rain in a cheesecloth dress, and really big underwear.
That awkward moment when you burst into your sisters room in your underwear, only to find her boyfriend and his mates are also in the room.
That awkward moment when someone walks in while you're changing.
That awkward moment when you confidently say the wrong answer aloud in class.
That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.
That awkward moment when someone brings up an embarrassing moment you did not want to be reminded of.
That awkward moment when one heel flies off your high heels on the dance floor.
That awkward moment when you're trying to impress someone on the dance-floor but you dance into a pole.
That awkward moment when you think the trash can is a stool.
The awkward moment when your friends make plans right in front of you, and the plans don't include you.
That awkward moment when you're so tired from taking a nap that you feel like to have to take another nap to get over your nap.
That awkward moment when the new person at work gets the promotion over you, and you have to pretend that you're supportive of that decision.
That awkward moment when your bra strap is loose and falling off your shoulde and you're trying to dig in under your shirt to fix it without the entire office noticing.

That awkward moment when you lose your bikini top in the surf.
That awkward moment when someone has told you that your tampon string is hanging out of your bikini.
That awkward moment when you don't know where to stand to pull your wedgie out without being noticed.
That awkward moment when your neighbour starts talking to you while you're hanging out your underwear.
That awkward moment when you order through McDonalds Drive Through and you drive to the counter to pay and then realise you have no money.
The awkward when you just said moment in your head.